There once was a girl name Kylie S. Mart. She was born in a largely populated city. She was born near a library with a thousand books. Everyone in the city knew she was clever and she just seemed to get smarter. At a month old she was reading books far beyond what her parents would read. At two months she was a walking encyclopedia. The eager crowd would ask her any question and she would answer them flawlessly. Everyone agreed she was far smarter than Einstein.
Five-year-old Kylie decided she would apply for Harvard College. (Even though she was 5 years old she knew she would make it in.) The headmaster of the college was not pleased because he did not want a 5 year-old teaching his students but he thought she would be a good advantage to the college. So the five year old started teaching young adults. Soon people from every continent started coming to her and asking questions. After a while the whole world knew about Kylie and were asking her questions.
A few months later though, Kyle's brain started getting very tired. She sometimes took hours to answer simple questions. The headmaster soon started noticing that and told her to go home. Kyle was very sad and frustrated so she made up a few plans to get her back to Harvard. All her plans failed except one. That plan was Plan Z.
Plan Z was to stick electricity up through her ears so it would get through to her brain. Then she would have more "brain power". Best case scenario, she thought, is that she would get her job back. Worst case scenario is that her head would blow up. Surprisingly, all she felt was a little tingle in the back of her head and the energy coming back.
Right after this she zoomed straight over to Harvard. Everyone celebrated that Kylie was back at her job. To celebrate, Kylie made everyone do an extremely hard test. Guess who got a 110%? Yep, that's right, Kylie! So everything went back to normal. Or as normal as it could get with Kylie around!
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